Stolen from Andrea's journal, converted to a survey...

Yes, let's check all that apply, how GOTH AM I?!
1)Frequently wears black clothing.
2)Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
3)Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
4)Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
5)X-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
6)X-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
7)X-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
8)-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
9)-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
10)-Takes drugs.
11)X-Drinks alcohol.(Is less than 5 drinks a month satanic?)
12)-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
13)-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
14)X-Complains of boredom.
15)X-Sleeps too excessively or too little.(IT'S CALLED COLLEGE!)
16)X-Is excessively awake during the night.(SEE ABOVE!)
17)-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light.
18)X-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
19)X-Spends large amounts of time alone.(I just have no friends.. *sniff*)
20)X-Requests time alone and quietness.
21)X-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
22)-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
23)-Misbehaves at school.
24)-Misbehaves at home.
25)X-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
26)-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
27)X-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.(Oh, no! Not CABLE! I didn't know not being able to afford satellite TV was satanistic!)
28)-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
29)X-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.(COLLEGE, again!)
30)X-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
31)X-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
32)X-Expresses an interest in sex.(are we human?)
33)-Masturbates
34)-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
35)-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.(Satanism is the only form of satanism. The rest are simply alternative religions. Except Philosophy. That's a course of study, not worship.)
36)-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
37)-Claims to be a goth.
These people are what gives Christians a bad name, like Bible-thumpers, Jesus freaks, etc. I laughed at so many of these, but some just pissed me off. My brother's a philosophy major, is he a satanist? Fuck, no! He speaks with a priest on a regular basis because he wants to figure stuff out! Grr...
In any case... I'm 17/37, or 46% Goth.
Ha.
luv amy.